Mom's yellin' get a job
Dad's callin' me a slob
But I don't wanna work
For no minimum wage
I was late for class again
Teacher gave me detention
And she said boy you better
Start actin' your age
I wake up every single day
Tryin' to think up a way
To get through
Without gettin' pushed around by you
And I say woh-oh-oh-oh
And you say woh-oh-oh-oh
And we just don't care about that anyway
Woh-oh-oh-oh
All the jocks think I'm a geek
They beat me up 3 times a week
And I couldn't get a girl to save my life
My neighbor says I got no taste
He thinks that my whole life is a waste
This comin' from a guy that beats his wife
Parents are thinkin'
Rehabilitation
Principal wants to send me
On a long vacation
But they don't know about me
It's more than what they see
I'm not a teenage sickie
I know that 1 and 1 is not 3
