A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash
Oh, I forgot to wipe
It's warm outside, a pony ride
A drive across the country side

A side of flan, a marathon
The pork's a little rare
Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts
The chaffing in my dairy air
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Bull leg strut, monkey butt
Bull leg strut, monkey butt
You know what chaps my hide
Riding bikes when it's hot outside
Isn't that fucked
I sure feel like a schmuck
When people scream look at him
Monkey butt has set in
A rash around my pecker
My balls and butt