If you want to make some pickles
Take your time make some brine
Put all those little things you love
In vinegar and wine
It ain't Chinese algebra
It's easily done
Why you can pickle anything
Pickling is fun
A lot of people I know use dill weed
But, why don't you be more adventurous
I'll give you exactly what you need
Gonna fix your ass up real nice
Give you pickling advice
Let your intuition be your guide
Results are all that matter
Are you happy with your yeild?
Oh, come on you can tell me
I'm an expert in the field
Please don't be discouraged if your first batch is a bus
Give your ego time to heal
Persevering is a must
