The fish, a lonely creature
With only one good feature
Which was (yeah yeah)
A small wart on his face (yeah yeah)
CHORUS:

And the fish in the sea couldn't find in themselves to deal with the wart
They were just fish I mean fish!
(yeah yeah)

CHORUS REPEATS x 2

But aren't we all just lonely fish with warts on our faces?

CHORUS REPEATS x 4

(slowly fades)
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