Cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog
She watches discovery channel, she chews her paw
Pissed off she can't go to the beach, cause it's against the law
Cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog
Cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
And even through speed bumps
Cardog, sleepin' on the lawn
Screaming when she yawns
She's a cardog
