[Kesha]
Wake up in the morning looking greener than Shrek
Sleeping in the tub can really mess up your neck
Before I leave I stop and vomit up t3quil@ and glitter
It seems I'm spending every morning with my head in the s*
Got vomit up in my hair
But I'm way too sick to care
I'm falling down the stairs
I pull myself off the floor
And I'm almost out the door
But my family is waiting for me
Oh cr@p!
Not again!
It's an intervention!
It's cool
I'm fine
I can stop at any time
[Dad]
That's a lie!
You won't try
Now you've made your mother cry.
Look!
[Mom]
[Crying]
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
[Kesha]
I'm outta here
This is qu33r
I just drank a couple b33rs!
[Mom]
Oh please,
We love you
We even hired Dr Drew!
[Dr Drew]
This pattern has to end
[Kesha]
I think I have to puke again!
[Vomiting noises]
So I decide to stay but my head is still reeling
Then they all go down the line, talking bout their feelings
[Brother]
It makes me sad when I see you brush your teeth with Jack
Also you borrowed my [something I can't make out] and never gave it back
[Dad]
Stop showing off your butt!
You're making young girls act like $lu+$!
And you're starting to get a b33r gut, b33r gut.
[Dr Drew]
This behavior is a dead end
And P Diddy is not your friend
You'll end up like Lindsay Lohan
L-L-L-Lohan
[Kesha]
This is whack!
I feel trapped!
[Dr Drew]
We want the old Kesha back.
[Kesha]
Screw you
Dr Drew!
And your stupid camera crew!
[Mom]
Hey, you don't have to shout.
We're just trying to help you out.
[Whole Family]
[Crying]
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
[Kesha]
Okay
It's time you know
This is just a video
I don't drink
Or pee in sinks
It's what I want my fans to think
It's all an act
And in fact
It's even in the contract
[Whole family]
[Understanding]
Oh oh oh oh! Oh oh oh oh!
[Kesha]
[Laughs]
Oh God... oh...