If you had a cadillac you'd worry about the gas
If you could tell the future you'd just worry about the past
And if you had a lawyer you'd worry about who to sue
And if you had a penis you'd worry about who to screw
But I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
If you married a millionnaire you'd worry about his stock
And if you worked in radio you'd worry about all the rock
And if you had a record out you'd worry will it sell
And though you were in heaven you'd still worry about hell
But I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
Try to ease your mind try to calm down and relax
If I could solve your problems then I'd send you a fax
I really try to help you out but now I've given up
You spend your time worrying and you really need to stop
But I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
I guess that's you with all the worries in the world
