Well, I got a bumper sticker
On the back of my truck
There ain’t another like it
‘Cause I had it made up
I can tell who’s behind me
They give themselves away
Lay on their horn when they read this phrase

Chorus:
Honk if you honky tonk
Don’t if you don’t
But, if you do
Don’t you love to
Honk if you honky tonk
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/g/george+strait/honk+if+you+honky+tonk_10130460.html ]
Me and Friday night go hand in hand
Ice cold beer and a swingin’ band
A girl on my arm that won’t let go
She caught my little sign about a mile ago

Repeat Chorus

Well, just the other day I was cruisin’ through town
Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now
I rolled down my window, he said with a grin
“I want one of them stickers or I’m gonna run you in.”

Repeat Chorus twice

Honk if you honky tonk

I hear ya honkin’, yeah
I’m pullin’ over,
Let’s honky tonk