If i was a dinosaur ide be called megasoreass oh yeh
And i would live in my lair
With dirty underwair
Sitting on a chair
Eating a pair full of hair
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Then i would manually rape other dinosaurs coz im a gay dinosaur named barney and i like playing with little kids
They make my pants feel funny inside