Tried but I just can't
Keep up with the Media Slant.
I watch the spastic dance
They're doin' the Media Slant.
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They must be members of some dark fraternal club.
They hold their meetings while I'm soaking in the tub.

Ruseau and Stalin must be cheering in their graves.
I hear their rhetoric in everything they say.