I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
I'm not embarrassed to go out,
It wouldn't be the first
I've looked underneath everything
The place is such a mess
There's stuff to do, I must go out,
It's probably for the best

I couldn't find my pants today
I think it's probably better that way

I used to dream I was at school
And running with no pants
That nightmare has become my dream,
It's difficult to grasp
Even though I must avoid a visit from the cops
There's nothing I like better than to walk up to the shops

I couldn't find my pants today
I think it's probably better that way

I walk all around the house in nothing but a shirt
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