So we started in the cornfield And I know we did not slack We got everything in order But we forgot to bring the bucket back The foreman he went crazy And ran around the field Said we must be lazy Had to be seen to be believed Seen to be believed.
But it was a long way From this highroad It was a far away from here.
The farmer had a daughter And she worked at the wishing well Put one leg in the water 'Til she found the mission bell The old man went crazy And ran to get his gun We had a bad time explaining We were just having drunken fun Just having drunken fun.
But it was a long way From this high road, Oh! It was a long way from here So we walked along this road Just tellin' stories as we go We just walk along.
Well the farmer had a daughter And she did not speak a word We used to kiss her in the orchard Till one morning we were overheard The old man he went crazy Running around the field Said we must be crazy Had to be seen to be believed Seen to be believed