I wear lipstick and I wear a dress
High heels
I stand when I piss
And I don't wanna shave
And I don't wanna bathe
Cause I'm a transvestite from planet 13
I'm a crossdressing god damn son of a bitch
And I don't care if you approve
What the fuck is that gonna do?
Cause I ain't got nothing better to do
Than piss off motherfuckers like you
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