There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up A bomb for your daddy too (ouch.) A baby doll that burps & pees A case of airplane glue A hungry plastic troll To scarf yo buddy's arm A box of ugly plastic things marked: Uncle Bernie's Farm!
There's a little plastic congress There's a nation you can buy (I'll take two.) There's a doll that looks like mommy She'll do anything but cry (I seen her.) There's a doll that looks like daddy He's a funny little man Push a button & ask for money There's a dollar in his hand (check his wallet.)
We gotta send Santa Claus back to the Rescue Mission Christmas don't make it no more Don't you know that murder & destruction Scream the toys in every store (think this'll sell in New York?)
There's a man who runs the country There's a man who tried to think And they're all made out of plastic When they melt they start to stink There's a book with smiling children Nearly dead with Christmas joys! And smiling in his office Is the creep who makes the toys. ..
Fz: We got this car: when it hits the wall you see the guy dying. .. Got the little plastic puddles of blood. .. By the car I'm dreaming. .. Ray: He has intestines. .. He has plastic intestines you can Stuff back into his stomach. .. Fz: There's this other thing, I've got bombs. I've got rockets, I've got A. .. I've got a stilson wrench & plastic brass knuckles. .. Ray: And it comes with a tape recorder with sound effects. .. Fz: We got a '39 Chevy. ..