Planet Of The Baritone Women Lyrics

[includes quotes from Teddy Bears' Picnic (Bratton/Kennedy) and Dance Of The Cuckoos (Hatley)]

[Music Hall, Cleveland, Ohio
March 5, 1988
&
Warner Theatre, Washington dc
February 9, 1988
&
Tower Theater, Upper Darby, pa
February 12, 1988]

Meanwhile, on Wall Street. ..

On the Planet of the Baritone Women
They talk low
'Bout stuff they know.

They sing "Oooh!"
And laugh at you
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)

If you can't
(If you can't)
Do it too
(Do it too)
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)

They sing "Li-Li-Li-Li!"
They sing "Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo!"
The men carry purses
Wherever they go

Junior executives.
All in a row,
Watch the Baritone Women
Do the Baritone show
(Ah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Hey!)

They sing about wheat