Michael and Heather at the baggage claim
Tired of playing the waiting game
Every bag has got a different name
Michael and Heather may never get home again

Michael and Heather at the lost and found
Looking for luggage that's soft and brown
Sir, I'm so sorry, it's just not around
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Michael and Heather are glad to be on the ground
It's been a long, long day
Can't we just be on our way?
It's been a long, long day
Can't we just be on our way?

Michael and Heather on the shuttle bus
Standing alongside the rest of us Michael says,
Heather, have you had enough?
Heather says, Michael, you know that it's you I love