I can safely say that last night was the worst night of my life
And I apologize for everything I might have said or done
I can't remember a thing

I don't remember falling down
I don't remember getting up
And I certainly don't remember drinking that much

Last night was the worst night of my life
And I apologize for everything I might have said or done
I can't remember anything about it
So I'm gonna shout it

I'm sorry for what I said
And I'm sorry for what I did
But I can't remember any of it