Watching Mrs. Brady prime the brand new Kenmore washer
See the brilliant gleam of the automatic tooth flosser
Beautiful the china, what a lovely cup and saucer
Yeah I saw your Rolex, but I think it抯 an impostor
Wave to the pretty ladies
With your brand new hairpiece, baby
Ahh, the smell of cash, it抯 good to be alive
I抦 going to spend some dough like it抯 1985
Rip the tags off mattresses
You抣l buy more anyway
Is the paint on that SUV
Some brand new type of gray?
Believe in anything
Open, swallow/ you抮e so hollow
My teeth are getting yellow from the mocha I just drank
I need to bleach them out, but my breath will still be rank
Did you you see the new computers,
Aren抰 they oh so obsolete?
And that shade of black you wear,
It抯 so Tuesday of last week
You need a better life
Have you tried another wife?
I used to be an amateur but now I抦 going pro
It once was Mile High but you sold it to Invesco
The empire grows
You can see it抯 massive span
Beneath the golden arches
Somewhere in Japan.
And the vultures circle
They抳e paved the way
They抳e bit and clawed their path
To top floors in L.A.
And beneath the brazen windows
You can hear the sound
They say the word on the street
Is 搒omething抯 going down?..
When the revolution comes.