When I was young in the good o'l days on the farm all I ate was dog food!
All the poor dogs whimpered and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.

Dog Food! A whole meal for a nickel.
Dog Food On some bread with a pickle.
Dog Food! Guaranteed to drive your hunger away.
Dog Food! Keep a horse employed.
Dog Food! Good for girls and boys.
Dog Food! Most kids like it more than broccoli.

Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow. Because my mom's on probabtion!
Eggplant, brussel sprouts go down then come out nothing goes down smooth like kennel ration![Chorus:]

Alpo! Keebles! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horsemeat! Yeah!
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Dog Food Lyrics

Five Iron Frenzy – Dog Food Lyrics