When I was young in the good o'l days on the farm all I ate was dog food!
All the poor dogs whimpered and they would yelp as I smiled and chewed.

Dog Food! A whole meal for a nickel.
Dog Food On some bread with a pickle.
Dog Food! Guaranteed to drive your hunger away.
Dog Food!Keep a horse employed.
Dog Food! Good for girls and boys.
Dog Food! Most kids like it more than broccoli.

Nasty food I must plug my nose to swallow. Because my mom's on probabtion!
Eggplant,brussel sprouts go down then come out nothing goes down smooth like kennel ration!(chorus)

Alpo! Keebles! Iams! Purina! Milkbone! Soupbone! Horsemeat! Yeah!
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