By the roadside, Morning Shadow,
Good for nothing, walking scarecrow,
This is a major disater area,
I think I'll close up my eyes.

No assistance Mantovani,
Police protection still eludes me,
This is a major disater area,
I think I'll close up my eyes.

Voice of wisdom curtain razor,
Keep us free from any danger,
This is a major disater area,
I think I'll close up my eyes.
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