If there was a girl tonight, a hot chick I don't know
Decides to come and see our corny show
And moves to the front with no panties on
And I get hard and lower my guitar

And I'd go get her
We'd leave together
I'd get under that sweater tonight
My dream couldn't be wetter
It was real I'd tell her
I should've known better tonight, tonight

Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen
And girls that rock are one in a million
It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'
So maybe I should just keep dreamin'
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And at the bar a girl, she wants me I just know
And she's the type that turns down guys and so
She sits down and crosses her legs slow
She turns around to see my full on bone

And I'd go get her
We'd leave together
I'd get under that sweater tonight
My dream couldn't be wetter
It was real I'd tell her
I should've known better tonight, tonight

Heinous chicks come a dime a dozen
And girls that rock are one in a million
It seems like I just can't get no good lovin'
So maybe we should just be fuh-riends, fuh-riends