In 1978Was in a hotel in notting hill gateNow in 1992Staying in a hotel in notting hill gateAbjectI’m too busy to thinkToo busy to workJust can’t cut itMarried, 2 kidsMarried, 2 kidsI pretend to go to workI pretend to go to workGot a porta-faxAftershave like mustardTwo pints of lager do me inAnd the spirit of manIs a pub I go inI’m married, 2 kidsHave a peculiar goatish smellAm a long-winded articleI get lividMarried, 2 kidsMarried, 2 kids
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