Slim mother fuckin' Shady....alright Missy Elliot, Timbo, c'mon, yo
I'm homicidal, and suicidal, with no friends Holdin a gun with no handles, just a barrel at both ends Sprayin' techs at you Until you see your fuckin legs with the bullets holes and the exit wounds layin' next to you. Fuckin' mad dog, foamin' out the mouth Fuck mouth, my whole house is foamin' out the couch Jumped outta a 93 floor of a buildin' And shot every window out on the way to the ground(keep filmin) Woke up to a hospital staff Got up and laughed Chopped em in half And sufficated your oxygen mask Shit if I get any higher ima get the east and west beefin' again Fly back to Detroit and stand in the cross-fire
(Ken Kaniff's voice) oh fuck...oh shit I got the hotel room ready What time are you gettin off.....work Or shall I say [Eminem - aight, yo, yo, yo one more time, yo] What time are you comin' over
Yo, yo, im only smilin' when im violent, Got on the plane wylin, Told the pilot to fly me to Tylenol Island Stewardess like "you restless?" "no bitch, im restful so hold this fuckin jet still so i can eat these pretzels" Forget school, The other kids are disrespectful, They hold me down and play connect-the-dots with my freckles I can't take it I'm tryin to gain weight, So I eat steak And swallow the whole plate And weigh myself, naked Without albums To teach kids family values Cuz every mom and dad should allow you to pop valiums And never hit someone unless you got a reason And if there ain't a reason Make one up - start swingin'