(with Elton John)

[instrumental for the first 0:19 of this song]
{*thunderstorm with rain fall in the background*}
{*piano plays softly leading up to Eminem's rap*}

[Eminem as 'Stan']
Dear Slim, I wrote but you still ain't callin
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got 'em
There probably was a problem at the post office or somethin
Sometimes I scribble addresses too sloppy when I jot 'em
but anyways