I have a trainset and a garage full of carsAnd a soldier with a gunMy mother says I should have more resposibilityAs I’m nearly 31I have a plane, I have a craneThat can lift up all my trains and all my carsI have a boat that doesn’t floatBut a big machine that takes me to the starsBut my mother says I should get a jobOr my father she will tellShe says 16 years is a long enough restThough I say that I’m not wellI have a trainset and a garage full of carsAnd a soldier with a gunMy mother says she’ll break up all my toys and all my gamesAnd she’ll say I’m not her sonBut your mother says you should get a jobOr your father she will tellShe says 16 years is a long enough restThough you say that you’re not wellI had a plane, I had a craneThat could lift up all my trains and all my carsI had a boat that couldn’t floatSo my machine and me are going to the stars
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