I am back again
To the safety of my couch
With my best friends
The ones who never let me out

I met a girl
Her name was bovine
Took her home with me last night and..

** i am so happy here
and i never have to try
(to be to feed)
sit back and drink some beers
and go date-rape with the guys...
in Alvin... in Alvin....
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Woke up at ten
Light my cigarette
Got drunk again
Just to drown out my regrets..yep

Lying naked
Just wearing this stupid grin
I am vacant
But in this town i fit right in..so

** i am so happy here
and i never have to try
(to be to feed)
sit back and drink some beers
and go date-rape with the guys...
in Alvin...

Eating pork and drinking wine
Everything's just fine
Eating pork and drinking wine
Everything's just fine