The Turn On Lyrics

S** Drive (aka: The Turn On)- Dr. Hook
(G. Bowen)

Women turn me on
Music turns me on
Tacos turn me on
Almost everything turns me on

I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive
I've got a very healthy s** drive
I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive
Ooh s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** drive

Teachers turn me on
Silk and satin turns me on
Night time turns me on
Almost everything turns me on

I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive
I've got a very healthy s** drive
I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive
Ooh s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** drive

I can't get enough of that s*** stuff
No, no I can't get enough of that s*** stuff
No, no I can't get enough of that s*** stuff
No, no, no, no

Elevators turn me on
And tunnels turn me on
Wine coolers turn me on
Almost everything turns me on

I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive
I've got a very healthy s** drive
I'm talkin' 'bout my s** drive
Ooh s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** s** drive

Women turn me on
And music turns me on
A hot-dog turns me on
Almost everything turns me on

Except for snakes and skinned tomatoes
Sour milk and burnt potatoes
Spiders and tornadoes
And doing my laundry
S** drive

S** s** s** s** ooh my s** drive
Everybody's talkin' 'bout my s** drive
S** s** s** talkin' 'bout my s** drive
S** s** s** s** s** s** s**

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