[Eddie Griffin] Aww they say uhh.. A black man is a pimp Well let me tell you the biggest pimp On planet motherfuckin Earth, is her momma It's her MOMMA that told her, "Get a man that got a good job gurl! Make sure he got a good car gurl! Make sure he can take you out and buy you somethin gurl!" What happened to just fallin in love with a nigga with a bus pass -- Just cause you love the nigga? But I'm the pimp motherfucker! I gotta be the player!
Biggest hoes, on planet Earth.. Are walkin through the motherfuckin neighborhood You KNEW when you got with the nigga he already had a woman You knew he already had a family But you fucked him anyway!!! And then when you thought you gon' lose the nigga You went and got pregant - didn't you bitch, DIDN'T YOU!! THE OL' KEEP A NIGGA BABY And then when the nigga ain't around, what do you tell the child? "Aww that nigga ain't shit, that's why yo' daddy ain't here; Cause that nigga ain't shit." How bout bein a woman, and tellin the kid the truth That yo' momma, you was a hoe! TELL THE KID! Momma was a hoe, I was weekend pussy I had you to keep the nigga, it didn't work out That's why he ain't here - but he a good nigga Cause he take care of his REAL family I was just a dumb bitch, tryin to keep, a nigga that I wanted