Damn, it seems that always is somethin with the fuckin tv, man! I'm sorry! Mot*****in' cable off S**t, I make it..., hey, bring me somethin to drink Yeah, the motherfuckin Crazy was to do, I don't worry Damn, ain't s**t on this m**********r Oh s**t, what the f**k is this?
*Show intro starts to play*
Hey, motherfuckers, welcome back to the 20 dolla Sack Pyramid I'm your host motherfuckin O. G. Henny Loug And we're back with our two final contestants Duck motherfuckin Mouth and Bootny Lee Farnsworth They'll be playin for a 20 dolla Sack of Indo And a 35 dollar gift certificate to the Compton swap meet Alright y'all beotches got 30 seconds to answer five motherfuckin questions Lonnie, you're ready wit that clock? Well let the games begin
Alright, man, we got to do this s**t, man Hell yeah, man, f**k that the whole neighborhood is watchin And everybody's watchin We can do this s**t right now We gotta do this s**t right now, O. K., you ready? Hell yeah man, c'mon! Hey man, you ready? I'm ready I'm ready, let's go!
*Clock is ticking*
Indo! Uhh... Uhhh... Caby! .. Uhhh Booter! S**t, s**t I used to sell... Uhhhm Hocus Pocus Oh, things that people smoke! Right! That's it that's it
Oh, oh f**k me in the a** Oh, Oh, step to me and let me suck your d**k Oh, things that Tim Dawg was sayin Yeah, that's it right now Oh yeah! C'mon keep goin, man, hurry up!
Uhh, uhh, vcrs, oh, tvs and s**t All them sox and s**t Oh, that box in your room and s**t Oh, Oh, I s**t came up on loot! That's it, that's it right there Yeah, that's it c'mon hurry up, man, hurry up
Uhh, En Vogue, oh, Halle, Halle, Halle Berry S**t, b*****s? Oh, bad b*****s? Yo, uhh, your Auntie Clarisse Oh, b*****s I wanna f**k That s**t right there, that s**t C'mon, hurry up we got five seconds O. K., O. K., oh, oh, I know Doc Dre gonna do my music and s**t, uhh, uhh Snoop and me, we go to the swap meet Oh! Oh, I know, I know! Things that ni***z be sayin to get the p***y! That's it, that's it right there!
That s**t, That s**t
Gimme my motherfuckin weed, Gimme my motherfuckin weed! It's alright, baby! Gimme my weed, gimme my 35 dollars to go to the motherfuckin swap meet! Biittch! Uhh, uhh, uhh, uhh...
I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money, I'm in the money!!!!