If you want to know who we are
(If you want to know who we are)
We are gentlemen of Japan
(We are gentlemen of Japan)
Shall I baby-sit for your sister Gwen?
I shall run 'round her house naked and try on her underwear
Oh have I said something wrong again?
Shall I baby-sit for your sister Gwen?
Will you let me be your cocker spaniel pup?
Punish me for disobedience, rub my nose in it
You can treat me rough, rough, rough
If you let me be your cockerspaniel pup
Or push bamboo shoots up my arse
Beat me with piping while you wear a latex mask
I'm so shy I dare not ask
Will you push bamboo shoots up my arse?
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