Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
I saw you walking on the street alone
He didn't even take the time to take you home
You were so blind to my intentions
You were too dignified to mention why your dress was torn
"Get in the car", I said, "I'll take you home" (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
I listened very patiently to what he'd done
How could you tell me all your secrets?
Didn't it seem like taking a cheap shot back in the ladies room
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
Picture me a highway robber
Wrapped in a cloak of honor
Spending the night to save the day
I throw my tired feelings to the floor (Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter)
Pick them up and treat them like the girl next door
In my rear window there's a sunrise
Maybe the day has come
I can't sympathize with you anymore
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you?
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you?
Why don't I seem like a man to you? (Why don't I seem like a man to you?)
Why don't I seem like a man to you?
Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Don't I seem like a man)
Oh cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Don't I seem like a man)
Oh cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter
Cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why won't I seem like a man?)
Oh cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why don't I seem like a man?)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why don't I seem? )
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Man tell me)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Why don't I, why, why, why, why, why, why?)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter (Don't I seem)
Hey cheap chatter, oh cheap chatter