You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless
I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
Until you fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!
Cuz I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
Until you fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
So what makes you think you can get away with breaking my heart? Huh Mister?
Well listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, slimer
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing... Covered in blood
You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!
Cuz I know Kung Fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
Gonna whoop your ass
Until you fight like Jackie Chan
Oh Yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!
That's right!
I'm gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like Jackie Chan!