I had the body of a two and a half
Year old baby
I had the brain of a man
I used to play underneath my momma's skirts
All day
I parked my car in her garage
She didn't know I was a midget
She thought it was all innocent play
She didn't know I was a midget
But when dad came home she put me away
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