Hello, Colin; it's the fez!

Who has angered the volcano god? (x4)
You have angered the volcano god!

Bring me the head of Michael J. Fox!
Ha ha ha ha!

Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again (x2)
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
Chonga the goat-boy's in the village again!

Aw, you kids won't find a burrow owl up in a tree, that wily rascal lives in the ground.
Ha ha ha ha!
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Give me six dollars and sixty six cents worth of unleaded, and make it snappy! I'm driving my granddaughter to the abortion clinic.
Ha ha ha ha!

Let's play a game that I call kitchen in the dark
You play it in the parlor, and not in the park
I walked in the room and I served a lot of fruit
But when it was all over
You'll know it was all bad!
Let's play a game that I call little Jack Horner
Show those hams
Sit in the corner
Knock all round, put my fingers in a pie
And when I pull them out you'll know the reason why!

There' a time to be willing
And a time to be able
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers puts food on our table
Ha ha ha ha!

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