It's pretty clear, they've no idea what they're doing
But it's their wedding night, and they're determined to get through it
Christians in Love
Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel
Christians in Love
Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle
Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car,
They're just grabbing at things before they know what they are
And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift,
They've no idea what buttons they've pressed
They're just enjoying going up and down
And they're making neighing sounds
And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
Cause neither one of them, know how they're meant to know they're finished
Christians in Love
Rubbing away like they're getting a stain off a carpet
Christians in Love
Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket
Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale,
They're banging away till the hinges fail
With no discernable sense of rhythm
Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed
They're scared that slowing down might lead
To some sort of explosive cataclysm
Taking Dennis Hopper with them
By now I've guessed, I guess I know what you're all thinking
Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
Christians in Love
Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused
On the task in hand that there's a four piece band they haven't noticed
In the en-suite watching them get laid,
And wondering when well be paid
For a wedding that's been over several hours
But well stick it out as long as it takes
Till either our resolve or the headboard breaks
At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)
Then I guess well just keep singing louder
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
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