David: hello...... youíre the new butler? Bing: hahaha! well, itís been a long time since Iíve been the new anything!David: whatís happened to hudson? Bing: I guess heís changing.David: yeah, he does that a lot, doesnít he? uhm... oh, Iím david bowie, I liveDown the road.Bing: oh!David: sir percival letís me use his piano if he not around. heís not around, isHe? Bing: I can honestly say I havenít seen him, but come on in! come in!David: but uh...Bing: come on in!David: are you related to sir percival? Bing: well, distantly...David: oh, youíre not the poor relation from america, right? Bing: ha! gee... news sure travels fast, doesnít it? Iím bing.David: oh, Iím pleased to meet you. youíre the one that sings, right? Bing: well, right or wrong, I sing either way.David: oh well, I sing too.Bing: oh good! what kind of singing? David: mostly the contemporary stuff. do you eh... do you like modern music? Bing: oh, I think itís marvellous! some of itís really fine. but tell me, have you ever listened to any of the older fellows? David: oh yeah, sure. I like ah... john lennon and the other one with eh...harryNilsson.Bing: mmm... you go back that far, uh? David: yeah, Iím not as young as I look.Bing: haha, none of us is these days!David: in fact Iíve got a six year old son. and he really gets excited around the christmas holiday-thing.Bing: do you go in for anything of the traditional things in the... boy, household, christmas time? David: oh yeah, most of them really. presents, tree, decorations, agents sliding down the chimney...Bing: what? ? David: oh, I was just seeing if you were paying attention.Bing: haha!David: actually, our family do most of the things that other families do. weSing the same songs.Bing: do you? David: oh, I even have a go at íwhite christmasí.Bing: you do, eh!David: and this one. this is my sonís favourite. do you know this one? Bing: oh, I do indeed, itís a lovely theme.And they told me pa-ram-pam-pam-pamA new-born king to see pa-ram-pam-pam-pamOur finest gifts we bring pa-ram-pam-pam-pamRa-pam-pam-pam, ra-pam-pam-pamPeace on earth, can it beYears from now, perhaps weíll seeSee the day of glorySee the day, when men of good willLive in peace, live in peace againPeace on earth, can it beEvery child must be made awareEvery child must be made to careCare enough for his fellow manTo give all the love that he canI pray my wish will come trueFor my child and your child tooHeíll see the day of glorySee the day when men of good willLive in peace, live in peace againPeace on earth, can it beCan it beBing: itís a pretty theme, isnít it?