It was a hot day
(Woah)
And there were boobies Ahoy
I am a bastard
(Woah)
I've been a very naughty boy

Hell has no fury like a woman that is scorned
I ain't been this miserable since the day I was borned

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup (Wooo)
I coked the whole thing up, up, up
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Well I am spinless
(Woah)
I ain't got no balls
I am a wanker
(Woah)
I won't return your calls

We shared the same dream but you wouldn't let me live it
You took the brush as the other guys and tarred me with it

I cocked the whole thing up, up, up
Overfloweth my cup (Wooo)
I cocked the whole thing up, up, up

Look Into My Eyeballs