Many miles between you and me
And love is guaranteed to fail
Cos a fuck should be multi sensory
And you just can't smell an email

Phone sex, cyber sex aint all that
I prefer to take my sex in it's original format
So you know what you can do with that mouse mat

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
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Well I need to turn my horse around
But my baby's got the painters in
Ss, ss, ss, sporting a hat of fin-est brown
The colour of a car-din-al sin.

Honey, I've always had my knockers i fear,
Gim-me just an eye-ful of your rear, of your rear, of your rear
Somewhere to put my beer.

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)

Briinnnng me.... sex

(guitar solo)

Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex (with a touchy feely woman)
Phy-si-cal Sex.