It was a cigarette break and I was des... Perate I saw her pushing that wheelbarrow She said "Have you got a match?" I said "Yes: My cock, and Farmer Giles' prizewinning marrow."
Frolicking in the summer fields were we I fell for you and you grew to like me
I carved "U 4 Me" in the bark of a tree In an English Country Garden We rolled around kissing on the ground In an English Country Garden You succumbed to my charms, fell asleep in my arms In an English Country Garden Beneath the stars above I fell in love In an English Country Garden
Jardin! Jardin! Jardin! Jardin!
They did a quiz at the village fete and we came last Everybody laughed at the two of us But I've never seen a bale of hay move so fast She was a bone fide forking genius
Frolicking in the autumn fields were we I cherished you and you tolerated me
We mucked about while we were mucking out In and English Country Garden You took me under your wing when we had our fling In and English Country Garden You gave my heart a boost, we ruled the roost In and English Country Garden Just as I got broody you got moody In and English Country Garden
Pulled out all the stops, harvested the crops In an English Country Garden The yield was meagre, you were far less eager In an English Country Garden The seeds we scattered never really mattered In an English Country Garden I saw you leave the farm on another guys arm In an English Country Garden