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Keep ya rib - eyes an ya rodeo
Keep those cowboys offa my radio
Dancin in line -
What are ya sheep? (baaa)
Do you need to be told how to move to the beat
Country and western - gimmie my stetson banjo -
Washboard - red neck overload - yea Im right behind
Their idea of a good time sure aint mine!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a new york yankies baseball cap

Dont want rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we aint never been to memphis
No - we aint never been to memphis
Dont sing to me bout no wanderin star
Or standin by ya man an his slide guitar
That chicken weres supposed to keep ya there
But Im lookin around an yous everywhere
I see you an garth sittin up a tree
K.i.s.s.i.n.g.
Aint gonna happen
Listen to me
Ive an allergy to mullet-heads - see!

Swap that there - ten gallon hat
For a new york yankies baseball cap

Dont want rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we aint never been to memphis
Dont brainwash me from tennesse
No - cos we aint never been to memphis
Dont want rhinestones on our microphones
Cos we aint never been to memphis
No - we aint never been to memphis
Mid 8 step to the left
Jump to the right
Now jump off a cliff
Thatd be a beautiful sight
Clap your hands
Rattle those spurs
Yeeha baby most sincerely
From me and her
Rawhide! yea thats my backside
Here on the prairie the gals are real hairy
These cowboy boots are no substitute
Jeepers creepers gimmie my sneekers