My bologna has a first name
It's O-s-c-a-r
My bologna has a second name
It's M-e-y-e-r
I love to eat it everyday
And if you ask me what I'll saaaaaaay
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a
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