[Verse 1]
Hello Hello!
Welcome to your first night
In the place where the pizza is hot
And the fun brings light
Now you saw us in the local news
What made your thought presume
This was the job for you?
What will you do?!
[Verse 2]
Between 12am and the break of dawn
The toys start to glitch
From when they power on
You got the cameras and your flashlight
What more is there to need?
Just be quick
Just be ready
'Cause they’re pretty scary
[Verse 3]
Be very very wary as the night goes on
I may be there at the beginning
But not for long
I pre recorded messages to keep you
Alive! I'm not here all night!
[Chorus]
‘cause I'm the phone guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
Once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Ring ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive!
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Tick tock
Watch the hours on the clock!
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the phone guy!
Yes I am
The phone guy!
[Verse 4]
Hey hey!
How ya doing?!
Now the first night was fine
But there's a deep dark warning
For the future up ahead so divine
Now you see the Pirate Cove is a blare
Just keep an eye on the guy
And you'll be prepared
[Verse 5]
Now the rest of the bunch
Well I'm not too sure
Because the next thing you know
They're outside your door
So don't forget my methods
And use your light
Before they take your body
And leave you to die!
[Verse 6]
Be very wary as the battery drains
So preserve your only tools
And your life remains
Keep the light shining bright for the final night!
I'm not here all night!
[Chorus]
‘cause I'm the phone guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
Once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Ring ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive!
I'm the phone guy
Tick tock
Watch the hours on the clock!
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the phone guy!
Yes I am
The phone guy!
[Verse 7]
Hey there, dude! Glad you're back!
The last security guard just couldn't pick up the slack
So now you're the new guy picking up the job
So please understand this nightmare never stops
So we built it up from scratch
Taking the crap
Taking the stuff that wouldn't work
Cause we all know all the broken stuff
Just makes you go berserk
To add suspension
The tension in this attraction
Check the vents for your protection
From the broken down hallucinations
[Verse 8]
In the past they said they stuffed you in a suit
You know the cover up story sounds kinda cute
Just remember now that everything's gonna be fine
Because your darkest thoughts are all in your mind
Now before I leave I just remembered we found a toy!
A freaking robot with brains! Oh what a joy!
So I’ll pass you recordings of the original voice
See, he'll never leave you be
So just listen you don't have a choice!
[Bridge]
Take what you have learned
And become the master
Then you'll be safe when I'm not around!
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey (I'm the phone guy)
Hey (I'm the phone guy)
Hey (I'm the phone guy)
Hey (I'm the phone guy)
[Chorus]
Cause I'm the phone guy
I'm here to take the care and the fear
Once the time ends near I will not be here
Yeah I'm the phone guy
Ring ring
These are all the rules I bring
There's not a lot of time before I trust you to survive!
I'm the phone guy
Tick tock
Watch the hours on the clock!
Time has arisen to be careful of decisions you make
I am the phone guy!
Yes I am
The phone guy!
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey (I’m the phone guy)
Hey (I’m the phone guy)
Hey (I’m the phone guy)
Hey (I’m the phone guy)
