1. I know it's getting late
And I know we had A date lucia
I hate to make you wait
Cause it would be so great to see ya
Tears fall from my eyes
And I must apologize lucia
Ill have to stay at home
So I called you on the phone
Cause I'm stuck here on the throne
With diarrhea
I thought it was only gas
So I went and let one pass
Then I stood there in A trance
As I filled my brand new pants
2. My mother brought me soup
But it only made me poop lucia
I never should have ate
But it sounded like A great idea
You know it really hurts
When you got the hershey squirts lucia
There's no paper to be seen
So I used people magazine
And it makes me wanna scream
Diarrhea
I love you dear with all my heart
But I can't go out with liquid farts
I wouldn't have to break our date
If only I could constipate
3. I know you got the hots
But I really got the trots lucia
There's no need to scream and shout
Cause tomorrow we'll go out I guarantee ya
I know you need your man
So I came up with A plan lucia
Ill take A cork and super glue
Pound it in there with my shoe
And then I'll be all through
With diarrhea
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Diarrhea Lyrics

Da Yoopers – Diarrhea Lyrics