(C.W. McCall, B. Fries, C. Davis) From the album Wilderness [C.W. clears his throat.] Roy. By C.W. McCall. [The only musical instrument heard is the plucking of a Jew's harp.] I had an old cat named Roy. He was a good ol' boy. He used to go a-huntin', down by the lake, Catch 'I'm a nice, fresh garter snake. Bring 'I'm on back and then set in the grass, Lookin' like he had 'I'm a green mustache. Yeah, Roy was a good ol' boy. 'Til the dogs got 'im.