Sado County Auto Show Lyrics

You look cute in your battery cable jumper.
And your railroad spiked heels.
With your rearend dipped in rubber.
Like a Goodyear without wheels.
At the Sado County Auto Show...At the Sado County Auto Show.
Can't be late ya gotta go! To the Sado County Auto Show.
By your diamond headlights I can see.
The tension almost seems.
Then you blow a bubble and offer me your jellybean.
The enamel of your mind is cracking.
Your eyes fully like poached eggs.
But I sure wish that I was jacking up the pulleys on those legs.