(Colton, Redlands....) (protegido por monos) (various town names, neighborhoods, mostly unintelligle) North of Broad... (peli roja, protegido por monos) Mentone, Yucaipa The name is MC Cracker D. The singer in this band. (listen up) That's Cracker with a ''not a '' Or 'ncle'understand. And if you're got a problem With your geometry I can help you out with that Cause I have a mathematics degree [[CHORUS ]] Hey, hey, you don' know what you're missing What you're missing Hey, hey, you don' know what you're missing Now. (c'on peli roja) [Brandy Wood] Here I am the only girl So I get my own room Unless somebody needs the phone And then I get the broom (huh) Checking out the haircuts Not making any fuss I ask one up for tea But David throws him off the bus. (he was a drummer!) [[CHORUS ]] (give me some room) (I smell something) (you call that a guitar solo') (i'll trying) (you call that a guitar solo') [[CHORUS ]] (watch me break this chair) (Professor Raagini) [Kenny Margolis] Me and my boy Sammy We'e hanging in the park (his science is strong) There' plants and birds (mysterioso!) And rocks and things we Best be home by dark Climbing up, sliding down Tumbling with the tots Swinging sounds of laughter Does anyone remember laughter' (yeah that was Uncle Led Zep right') [[CHORUS ]] (okay throw that chair Johnny) [Johnny Hickman] They call me Lonesome Johnny I helped to start this band (yeah right) Came up with MC Cracker D But was not in Camper Van (he was in 'icked Scepter' I play the lead guitar round here But Sometimes it plays me (your pants are too tight) And I don' look like Richard Grieco That pendejo looks like me. (ohhh) (protegido por monos) (play it professor) (his name is Professor Raagini) (when he don' play keyboard He plays tambourini) [Frank Funaro] (heavy brooklyn accent) If you need some riddem Den I'm the man for you. (is he from England') (what happened to the Mexican guy Who used to play drums) If you got a sister well ... I'm da man for her too (dream on brother!) I may not be a singer But I play one on TV I wrote myself deese lyrics Wid a rhyming dictionary [[CHORUS ]] (protegido por monos) We have lots of friends In our extended family Of freaks and geeks and wierdos That keep it quite unique So if you think you're one of us I'll tell you what to do Step over have a listen Then you'll know just what you're missing.