Skateboard Lyrics

I put a wheel in her right hand
I put a wheel in her left hand
I put a wheel between her legs

I used my Grandma as a skateboard
And we went up and down
And we went 'round and 'round
We did the Alley-Hop, we did the Acid-Drop
Went down a hill and we took a spill
And now Grandma is dead!