Oo-ee-oo!
Im skating down the street
With my trucks all new
Here comes the nme
Coming into view
Looking for a gimmick
That it can screw
Youve got a skateboard
Oo-ee-oo!
Do you like the stupids?
Can we interview you?
What kind of fancy tricks
Do you do?
Are those original
All-star shoes?
Now its not a sport
Its a saleable craze
Theyre screwing us over
In a million ways
Sign on the dotted line
You know it pays
Who wants a skateboard?
Im giving mine away