When you you're sitting on a john and the toilet paper is gone
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're chilling in the pool and you feel sumthin cool
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're climbing up a ladder and you feel somethin spladder
Diarehha, diarehha
When you you're walkin down the street and a heavy leak
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're walking down the hall and you feel sumethin fall
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're walkin downtown and you feel sumthin round
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're out on a dance and you feel sumthin in your pants
Diarehha, diarehha
When you're falling asleep and you feel sumthin creep
Diarehha, diarehha
When you jump in a bush and you feel sumthin smush
Diarehha, diarehha
Thanx 4 your cooperation,
This is not a real song