Could today have got any worse
I've got dog crap in my hair
And I think I've been cursed

Dog Crap in my hair

I tryed to wash it out
But my showers bust
I wacked my nose on a chair
And I think I've been cursed
Cursed

Chorus:
Cursed from the devil
Cursed from the pyramids
Cursed from a witch
Life is such a bitch

Repeat Chorus

Such a bitch

(Guitar solo)

Repeat Chorus
[ Lyrics from: http://www.lyricsfreak.com/c/cactus/cursed_20592131.html ]
My cat pissed in my trainers
I went out for a run
I thought I was getting sweaty
When I knew it wasn't fun
Was not funny

I locked myself out
And saw my oven on
I smashed a window to get in
My chickens overdone

Repeat Chorus

Lost my ticket to a gig
Now I'm done £50
Slipped up in public
People took the mick

Repeat Chorus x2

Dog crap in my hair
Showers bust, need to repair
Wacked my nose on a chair
Pissed in trainers life's unfair

Repeat Chorus x2